I get asked all the time
“Jolene can I get an autograph picture?”
The truth is, I’d love to give them away,
but living on a budget, it’s hard when I get so many requests,
especially around the holidays.
I don’t think entertainers should sell their autographs,
and I’m really honored you want one…..
but to keep up with the demand,
I’ve added them to the PayPal Dollar Store.
With PayPal (after the fees they charge me) I cover my costs for mailing.
I’ll try my best to get them out in less than three weeks, and
using the box below before clicking buy now,
you can ask me to inscribe it!
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Note: These are mailed REGULAR US Mail!
They are FAMOUS for loosing my mail!
If you don’t get them in the mail and
it has been more than three weeks, you have to
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The Trailer Park Wish Candle!
I can’t guarantee this will make your wish come true,
but every bit helps, especially with something with
THE POWER OF THE PARK!
Sold with “Power Mat” artificial grass mat.
Special Instructions
Not responsible for fires, or mobile homes burning down!
Novelty Purposes Only